THATS SO BOSS

I don't really have a disease but I tell people i do...

therefore that in itself is a disease...

MINDF**KED!?

x the Sweet Fighter

#TRIPPY
#MEDICATION TIME

RUNNING OUT OF IDEA'S

 Things to do before i die:

sit at the cool kids table

Punch muh haters in da face

......

I am so sad i can't even think of 3 sh!t reasons...!

Idk, become a sushi chef... RAWR!

#RAWR

SWEET DUDE

I nuse to always watch cartoon's

But when I watch some of them now I think...

'What drugs was I on?'

Hey kids... Stay in school!

x the sweet fighter

#NARUTO
#ADVENTURE TIME
#SAILOR MOON
#NINJA TURTLES

WHY SO SERIOUS?

I don't know what I want to do with my life but then instead of being depress about it...

I just say 'Who care's? I'm still awesome'

One day I will be something and its going to be great

x the sweet fighter

#I CAN DO ANYTHING
#TEA TIME

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

I love games... even though I suck at most of them

So much that I cannot fathom my level of sh!tness.

Life is hard when you fail most things!

O.K, so I don't always win...

But when I do... the feeling is sweet!

x the sweet fighter

#PS3
#EZIO <3
#ZELDA

THAT SHYT CRAY

I don't even know what this is but

THAT SH!T CRAY

I felt like I needed to share it

because I love seriously weird things x

the sweet fighter x

#DOMO KUN
#DANBO

I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST

I think everyone went psycho for Pokemon

I wish they were real and then we can go on journey's

Go to the gym & fight people

Be all cool Pokemon Master and sh!t

B!tches love Pokemon Masters x

the sweet fighter

#POKEMON
#SNORLAX
#POKEBALL

I WANT A PET THAT CAN FLY

I've always wanted a pet

Like a cat or dog...

or koi fish

or a miniture tiger

it could happen...

x the sweet fighter

#NYAN CAT
#NYAN CAKE
#KOI
#MINI TIGER

ME GUSTA

If dragon's were real they would be my favourite thing ever...

(Lol... I just Googled to see if dragons were real.... just to be sure)

APPARENTLY THEY ARE REAL...

Dude that's not even a dragon... awww

x sweet fighter brah!

#CHINESE DRAGON
#DRAGOOOON
#KOMODO

U MAD?

You know what love?
I love scaring people...

WITH MY FACE!

x the sweet fighter

#SLENDER MON

U DUMB?

I hate when people think I'm dumb...

even when I really don't know sh!t

coz that's how I sushi roll <3

x the sweet fighter

#MATH IS FUN
#LOVE MATHS

U MIRIN?

Every now and then I get all pumped up for no reason and pretend that I work out

I always say I'm gonna do something cool like kick boxing...

not something lame like zumba

I don't even lift bro...

x sweet fighter

#I WORK OUT

#UFC

#GYM

SEXAY & I KNOW IT!

I love Redfoo

I like that he does what he want's

Don't think he care's what people think either

Think I might stalk him

x the sweet fighter

#REDFOO
#PSY

LUST FOR LIFE

I nuse to have a YouTube addiction...

But it's O.K now

because I took the 12 steps and found inner peace... LOL

x the sweet fighter

#NIGAHIGA
#YOUTUBE

SHORYUKEN

I love fighting games... that's just how I sushi roll!

To be honest though... I suck at Street FighterII...

Its real sad.

You know when you love something so much and it just doesn't work out...
this is my relationship with this game...

(BTW I'M ADOPTING HER)

I always bullsh!t how pro i am lol

x the sweet fighter

#STREETFIGHTER II
#FATALITY
#CHUNLI

YOU ARE CUTE

I love cute things because the world seems less shit when everything is cute

Things are cute even when they don't last very long...

or even when their not suppose to be cute...

or even when you don't know why their cute...

or even when their inappropriately cute.... 

always be cute

x the sweet fighter

MUD WRESTLE CAKE

CAKE TIME

True Fact: Everyone loves Chocolate

EXCEPT FOR THOSE WITH ALLERGIES & STUFF

Otherwise chocolate is for everyone.

It always remindes me of good things

PURE IMAGINATION

Haha I have heaps of weird childhood memories... one is dancing to this song from this movie!

What is it with kids and dancing to weird songs? We use to dance to the music from Titanic when the ship was sinking.... what the hell was wrong with us? Haha we so strange!

There's a show on T.V i watched by mistake because I though something else was on... ah yeah ;)

ITS CALLED CHOCCYWOCCYDOODAH which is pretty fun to say haha
SO THIS IS THE WEBSITE. PLEASE CHECK OUT!!!

MERMAID CHOCOLATE

WHERE do you find the time to perfect that skill

I don't know, its magic or something.... but good for them.... yeah points for you +1

ZOMG ITS TIME FOR AWESOME CUPCAKES  

POINTS FOR SEXY MOUSTACHES +1

AWWW YOU DUH SO CUTE

STAR SPANGLED... OH YEAH

Hahahs I think I was the worst in Food Tech at school...
I remember once we had to make these gross apple healthy cookies (I know... why make 'healthy' cookies.... pfff idiot) and teacher say 'hey don't put it too close on the pan'
and she didn't tell me or I didn't listen... I don't know haha
so everyone else had super cool cookies and I had this giant piece of sheet because they all stuck together, but hey its the funny times that count, right???

Anyway.... that's my not so awesome story

see you next time
<3 the sweet fighter

HOMEWORK

For you guys though. i got a chocolate Mud Cake recipe for you to try out...
SERVES 10 WHOOOOOO!!!!

Chocolate Mud Cake

Ingredients (serves 10)

• Melted butter, to grease
• 250g butter, chopped
• 1 x 200g pkt dark cooking chocolate, coarsely chopped
• 1 tbs instant coffee granules
• 2 tsp vanilla extract
• 215g (1 cup) caster sugar
• 150g (1 cup) self-raising flour
• 75g (1/2 cup) plain flour
• 30g (1/4 cup) cocoa powder
• 3 eggs, lightly whisked
• 80ml (1/3 cup) buttermilk
• 200g dark chocolate melts
• 200g white chocolate melts

• Chocolate Ganache

• 1 x 200g pkt dark cooking chocolate, coarsely chopped
• 60ml (1/4 cup) thickened cream

Method

1. Preheat oven to 160°C. Brush a round 22cm (base measurement) cake pan with melted butter to lightly grease. Line the base and sides with non-stick baking paper.
2. Place the butter, cooking chocolate, coffee and vanilla in a heatproof bowl over a saucepan of simmering water (make sure the bowl doesn't touch the water). Stir with a metal spoon until the chocolate melts and the mixture is smooth.
3. Add the sugar, combined flour, cocoa powder, egg and buttermilk to the chocolate mixture. Use a balloon whisk to whisk until well combined.
4. Pour the mixture into the prepared pan. Bake in oven for 1 hour 15 minutes or until crumbs cling to a skewer inserted into the centre. Set aside in the pan to cool completely.
5. Meanwhile, place the dark chocolate melts in a heatproof bowl over a saucepan of simmering water (make sure the bowl doesn't touch the water) and stir with a metal spoon until the chocolate melts and is smooth. Spread the chocolate over a clean, dry marble or glass work surface. Set aside until just set but not hard. Holding a chef's knife at a 45-degree angle away from you, scrape the chocolate into thin curls. Repeat with the white chocolate melts.
6. To make the chocolate ganache, place the chocolate and cream in a heatproof bowl over a saucepan of simmering water (make sure the bowl doesn't touch the water) and stir with a metal spoon until the chocolate melts and the mixture is smooth. Set aside for 30 minutes to cool.
7. Spread the chocolate ganache evenly over the top and sides of the cake. Set aside for 10 minutes to set. Decorate the cake with dark and white chocolate curls to serve.

SWEET AS MUD CAKE

EPIC CUPCAKE TIME

HEY BABY CAKES ;D

Usually when I say I will do things... I don't do them. 

I remember heaps of things I wanted to do and didn't.

I could have done many things in life so far but instead of doing them I sit here and chose to tell you about how I haven't done them...
I'm just pretty sure that I won't be attempt most of the things I say I will attempt... just sayin!
Hahaha but that is the way of world right?
You cant have everyone doing things because then you don't have problems and....
Wait that's a good thing or bad thing???
I don't even know what I'm saying anyway lolol haha

STFU AND SHOW ME SOME FRIKEN CAKES ALREADY... I'M HUNGRY!!!!

I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THESE!

THE LITTLE SODA IN THE MIDDLE AWWWW I LOVE YOU!!!!

They are from a blog called Sparkle Cupcakes...!

sparklecupcake.blogspot

I already gave you an essay on how I don't attempt things

but I honestly think my life would be complete if I made one of these.

Here is some more homework for you guys at home.....

It looks pretty hard but think of the end result......CAKE!!! ZOMG

ANYWAY... See you soon guys

<3 the sweet fighter

HOMEWORK

MUD CAKEEEEEEE

Black Forest Cake Recipe  Ingredients:

• 225 gms Maida (all-purpose flour) • 400 gms Sweetened Condensed Milk • 2-3 tbsp Cocoa Powder • 1 tsp Baking Powder • 1 tsp Cooking Soda • 125 gms Butter • 200 ml Aerated Cola Drink • A pinch of Salt • 125gms Dairy Milk Chocolate • 250 gms Fresh Whipped Cream • 10 Cherries

How to make Black Forest Cake:

• Place a thick bottomed pan on very low flame and melt butter in it. • Remove from the flame and let the butter cool. • Add condensed milk and mix well. • Sift maida, cocoa powder, baking powder, cooking soda and salt together. Make sure there are no lumps in the mixture. • Grease a baking tray with little butter. • Dust it with maida and keep it aside. • Take a pan with little butter and put the maida mixture with the condensed milk-butter mixture. • Now add aerated cola and mix it well. • Pour the batter into the greased baking tray and bake for 30 to 40 minutes at 175 degrees C (350 degree f.) • When it is done, let it cool and then slit it horizontally into two. • Whip the cream till light and fluffy. • Sandwich the two layers of cake with whipped cream and cherries. • Top with whipped cream and cherries. • Grate dairy milk chocolate bar and sprinkle over the cake. • Serve it chilled. source:  http://www.indobase.com/recipes/details/black-forest-cake.php