Tuesday, 28 August 2012

YOU ARE CUTE

I love cute things because the world seems less shit when everything is cute
Things are cute even when they don't last very long...
or even when their not suppose to be cute...
or even when you don't know why their cute...
or even when their inappropriately cute.... 
always be cute
x the sweet fighter

Monday, 20 August 2012

MUD WRESTLE CAKE

CAKE TIME

True Fact: Everyone loves Chocolate
EXCEPT FOR THOSE WITH ALLERGIES & STUFF
Otherwise chocolate is for everyone.
It always remindes me of good things
Haha I have heaps of weird childhood memories... one is dancing to this song from this movie!
What is it with kids and dancing to weird songs? We use to dance to the music from Titanic when the ship was sinking.... what the hell was wrong with us? Haha we so strange!

There's a show on T.V i watched by mistake because I though something else was on... ah yeah ;)
ITS CALLED CHOCCYWOCCYDOODAH which is pretty fun to say haha
SO THIS IS THE WEBSITE. PLEASE CHECK OUT!!!
WHERE do you find the time to perfect that skill
I don't know, its magic or something.... but good for them.... yeah points for you +1

ZOMG ITS TIME FOR AWESOME CUPCAKES  
Hahahs I think I was the worst in Food Tech at school...
I remember once we had to make these gross apple healthy cookies (I know... why make 'healthy' cookies.... pfff idiot) and teacher say 'hey don't put it too close on the pan'
and she didn't tell me or I didn't listen... I don't know haha
so everyone else had super cool cookies and I had this giant piece of sheet because they all stuck together, but hey its the funny times that count, right???
Anyway.... that's my not so awesome story

see you next time
<3 the sweet fighter

HOMEWORK

For you guys though. i got a chocolate Mud Cake recipe for you to try out...
SERVES 10 WHOOOOOO!!!!

Chocolate Mud Cake



Ingredients (serves 10)

  • Melted butter, to grease
  • 250g butter, chopped
  • 1 x 200g pkt dark cooking chocolate, coarsely chopped
  • 1 tbs instant coffee granules
  • 2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 215g (1 cup) caster sugar
  • 150g (1 cup) self-raising flour
  • 75g (1/2 cup) plain flour
  • 30g (1/4 cup) cocoa powder
  • 3 eggs, lightly whisked
  • 80ml (1/3 cup) buttermilk
  • 200g dark chocolate melts
  • 200g white chocolate melts
  • Chocolate Ganache

  • 1 x 200g pkt dark cooking chocolate, coarsely chopped
  • 60ml (1/4 cup) thickened cream

Method

  1. Preheat oven to 160°C. Brush a round 22cm (base measurement) cake pan with melted butter to lightly grease. Line the base and sides with non-stick baking paper.
  2. Place the butter, cooking chocolate, coffee and vanilla in a heatproof bowl over a saucepan of simmering water (make sure the bowl doesn't touch the water). Stir with a metal spoon until the chocolate melts and the mixture is smooth.
  3. Add the sugar, combined flour, cocoa powder, egg and buttermilk to the chocolate mixture. Use a balloon whisk to whisk until well combined.
  4. Pour the mixture into the prepared pan. Bake in oven for 1 hour 15 minutes or until crumbs cling to a skewer inserted into the centre. Set aside in the pan to cool completely.
  5. Meanwhile, place the dark chocolate melts in a heatproof bowl over a saucepan of simmering water (make sure the bowl doesn't touch the water) and stir with a metal spoon until the chocolate melts and is smooth. Spread the chocolate over a clean, dry marble or glass work surface. Set aside until just set but not hard. Holding a chef's knife at a 45-degree angle away from you, scrape the chocolate into thin curls. Repeat with the white chocolate melts.
  6. To make the chocolate ganache, place the chocolate and cream in a heatproof bowl over a saucepan of simmering water (make sure the bowl doesn't touch the water) and stir with a metal spoon until the chocolate melts and the mixture is smooth. Set aside for 30 minutes to cool.
  7. Spread the chocolate ganache evenly over the top and sides of the cake. Set aside for 10 minutes to set. Decorate the cake with dark and white chocolate curls to serve.

EPIC CUPCAKE TIME

HEY BABY CAKES ;D

Usually when I say I will do things... I don't do them. 
I remember heaps of things I wanted to do and didn't.
I could have done many things in life so far but instead of doing them I sit here and chose to tell you about how I haven't done them...
I'm just pretty sure that I won't be attempt most of the things I say I will attempt... just sayin!
Hahaha but that is the way of world right?
You cant have everyone doing things because then you don't have problems and....
Wait that's a good thing or bad thing???
I don't even know what I'm saying anyway lolol haha

STFU AND SHOW ME SOME FRIKEN CAKES ALREADY... I'M HUNGRY!!!!

I ALMOST DIED WHEN I SAW THESE!
THE LITTLE SODA IN THE MIDDLE AWWWW I LOVE YOU!!!!
They are from a blog called Sparkle Cupcakes...!

I already gave you an essay on how I don't attempt things
but I honestly think my life would be complete if I made one of these.

Here is some more homework for you guys at home.....
It looks pretty hard but think of the end result......CAKE!!! ZOMG

ANYWAY... See you soon guys
<3 the sweet fighter

HOMEWORK

MUD CAKEEEEEEE

Black Forest Cake Recipe 


Ingredients:
• 225 gms Maida (all-purpose flour) • 400 gms Sweetened Condensed Milk • 2-3 tbsp Cocoa Powder • 1 tsp Baking Powder • 1 tsp Cooking Soda • 125 gms Butter • 200 ml Aerated Cola Drink • A pinch of Salt • 125gms Dairy Milk Chocolate • 250 gms Fresh Whipped Cream • 10 Cherries
How to make Black Forest Cake:
Place a thick bottomed pan on very low flame and melt butter in it.
Remove from the flame and let the butter cool.
Add condensed milk and mix well.
Sift maida, cocoa powder, baking powder, cooking soda and salt together. Make sure there are no lumps in the mixture.
Grease a baking tray with little butter.
Dust it with maida and keep it aside.
Take a pan with little butter and put the maida mixture with the condensed milk-butter mixture.
Now add aerated cola and mix it well.
Pour the batter into the greased baking tray and bake for 30 to 40 minutes at 175 degrees C (350 degree f.)
When it is done, let it cool and then slit it horizontally into two.
Whip the cream till light and fluffy.
Sandwich the two layers of cake with whipped cream and cherries.
Top with whipped cream and cherries.
Grate dairy milk chocolate bar and sprinkle over the cake.
Serve it chilled.

source:  http://www.indobase.com/recipes/details/black-forest-cake.php

CUPCAKE RULE THE WORLD

YOUR MY CUPCAKE... =D

Oh hey guys....Sorry for the delays....hahah lol
 Sorry the 'Epic Cupcake Adventures' doesn't to be Epic or Adventures, or even about cupcakes, but I can promise you thing can only get better.... (COUGHS lol)
So anyway.....for cupcakes you need most of the ingredients shown here:

(Sorry for the longest hyperlink I've ever seen in my life, but points for the SUPER MOIST MIX!!! 
oh yeah =)

Yep.... i bought cupcake mix because all da Pro people use box ingredients
but I couldn't find the super moist though... awww =[ you suck Coles
And then food coloring (blue, green, yellow & red) because we want the pretty colours
and then icing, or marzipan (dafuq lol) 
I have flour and stuff but for those of you who don't know anything about cupcakes you should read the back of the box lol.....
From memory you should also need milk and eggs.... yeah!
SUPER COOL RIGHT?!? (no)

SOME HOW people have managed to turn the content of simple box into this:
And although most of you out there (& me) will somehow turn them into this

I can not stress enough that 
" WHEN LIFE GETS TOUGH, DON'T LET IT GET YOU DOWN!!!"
Yeah, so what you cant make cupcakes, there is someone out there who can
and he opened a bakery down the road
SO YOU GO DOWN THERE, AND YOU GET ONE OF HIS!!!
Lololol, why even cook if someone else can do it right?

HOMEWORK

O.K Homework for you guys at home..... Iv'e uploaded a youtube video
This video should tell you step by step how to make these..... if not i can't help you .... hahas help yourself
SO if your bored & looking for something to do, try this out
I haven't watched the video yet but I'm sure its good because it has THE MOST VIEWS like all the best videos on YouTube.


See you soon guys
<3 the sweet fighter

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

KEEP CALM

im coming up with some stuff, relax.....<3




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